Chris Rock's Opening Monologue

  • Published on:  3/23/2016
  • Host Chris Rock at the 88th Oscars® in 2016.


  • OFEK HAIM (Nov 6, 2017)

    I can not believe he is 52 years oldHe looked 30 years old

  • Ang C (Apr 15, 2019)

    because he got a big one ! lol

  • charles pineda (Apr 12, 2019)

    With that small ass suit he looks like everybody hates Chris lol

  • Kofi Ossei (Dec 11, 2018)

    ‘Lose another job to Kevin Hart’ ... two years later Kev loses his job as a Oscar host. This aged well

  • Damn. You just one the internet today.

  • FIREBREATHERCAT (Apr 3, 2019)

    He quit. My brother.

  • JAY HORN FILMS (Feb 4, 2019)

    The balls it takes to roast Hollywood's elite, on the most important night of the year, is genius.

  • michael n (1 day ago)

    JAY HORN FILMS exactly well said

  • SkeleToN ! (Dec 2, 2018)

    He lowkey roasted every single star in there and they didnt even get it

  • Josh Gavile (6 days ago)

    ManiKandan Damodaran the implication that they couldn’t do anything about it is silly. With money, anybody who wrongs you can be punished by any means.

  • Leon Archer (Apr 10, 2019)

    Oh they got it... They was sort of pissed off in a sophisticated situations....

  • Ahmad Weaver (Jan 6, 2019)

    “How come it’s always unemployed people who tell you to quit something, huh” 😂😂😂😂😂, Chris Rock has had the best opening by far

  • denzelsnipes69 (Apr 14, 2019)

    +Dubbzvs Paul I've had an unemployed person tell me that too! Saying I need to stop working for the white man...

  • jon mango (Apr 12, 2019)

    But only black peoples was telling him that tho so he’s basically saying that black peoples is unemployed he’s racist to his old kind A LOT

  • Ken Johnson (Feb 26, 2018)

    Never seen so many uncomfortable people in one place.

  • real american (Apr 2, 2019)

    Real bitches...bitch!

  • Gary Steinly (Mar 31, 2019)

    Every damn one.of these asswipes should STFU and thank God they are where they are. Assholes, everyone of them

  • Scott Dawson (Jan 5, 2019)

    crowd getting so uncomfortable good on you chris!

  • ry ry (Apr 4, 2019)

    +royd77 He is pointing out how stupid Hollywood is for buying into black people are oppressed crap.

  • royd77 (Mar 6, 2019)

    Getting a bit tired with Chris pointing out the difference in color and race every sentence.. He is a racist.

  • Angel Messtanoffski (Dec 10, 2018)

    Chris Rock attacking racism with what he does best: Humor!

  • Josh Gavile (6 days ago)

    Dan the man I’m neither a Caucasian nor an African-American. I am a Filipino-American, and my ethnic group is experiencing a situation quite similar to this white vs black issue. For Filipinos, Mexicans are the competition. The Filipino vs Mexican rivalry rooted from the numerous similarities between the 2, such as immigration to America to pursue a better life, the invasion of their countries by the Spaniards, Spanish ancestry, last names, Catholic religion, culture, patriotism to our kind and fondnes...

  • Paul E (Apr 16, 2019)

    Only in Hollywood there fuck face

  • N8one _ (Jan 9, 2019)

    How ironic Kevin Hart's going through this right now and Chris Rock was talking about him hosting ....what a world

  • N8one _ (Feb 26, 2019)

    +Just Your Average Joe I was kind of hoping last minute he was going to change his mind

  • N8one _ (Feb 26, 2019)

    +STOP I saw that

  • TolerantWig (Jan 8, 2019)

    4:10 Feels embarrassed and starts chewing an imaginary gum.

  • Bongi Mabaso (Apr 1, 2019)

    Daaamn what an observation!!!! hahahahahaha

  • This comment deserves an Oscar. 😁👍