The Oscars Jokes Kevin Hart Would Have Told

  • Published on:  1/10/2019
  • 'The Upside' star Kevin Hart tries out the material he was preparing for the Oscars ceremony.Subscribe To "The Late Show" Channel HERE: more content from "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert", click HERE: full episodes of "The Late Show" HERE: "The Late Show" on Facebook HERE: "The Late Show" on Twitter HERE: "The Late Show" on Google+ HERE: "The Late Show" on Instagram HERE: "The Late Show" on Tumblr HERE: The Late Show with Stephen Colbert weeknights at 11:35 PM ET/10:35 PM CT. Only on CBS.Get the CBS app for iPhone & iPad! Click HERE: new episodes of shows you love across devices the next day, stream live TV, and watch full seasons of CBS fan favorites anytime, anywhere with CBS All Access. Try it free! Late Show with Stephen Colbert is the premier late night talk show on CBS, airing at 11:35pm EST, streaming online via CBS All Access, and delivered to the International Space Station on a USB drive taped to a weather balloon. Every night, viewers can expect: Comedy, humor, funny moments, witty interviews, celebrities, famous people, movie stars, bits, humorous celebrities doing bits, funny celebs, big group photos of every star from Hollywood, even the reclusive ones, plus also jokes.


  • Scott Kelley 5 months ago

    I'm gay, I think he's funny. I'm not offended by his homophobic jokes from a decade ago. I thought comedians were allowed to make jokes that are offensive!! If we get offended by everything, we feed into the bull shit, we let ourselves become victims to something that really doesn't matter. I don't think he should have apologised at all. I respect that he has. I feel he doesn't need to prove himself to anybody. I think he has already. Everyone is attacking him for some old jokes. Why wasn't this brough...

  • Viraj Kamra 9 days ago

    Scott Kelley If only people had your common sense man. Respect.

  • Sparta Lee 19 days ago

    @Cam God rain fire from the heavens to the people who was practicing these lesbian and gay things. Remember the story where a man and his family didn't have to look back or your turning to salt.So yes it's wrong to be gay

  • BerzerK 5 months ago

    Was really excited to see 8 minutes of Kevin Hart telling his would've been Oscar jokes, but then found out most of it was just Stephen asking Kevin about one thing he said he doesn't want to deal with anymore.

  • Muhammad Ali 2 months ago

    I still cant figure out why Stephen has a show. He is not funny, bad at conversations and overall boring appearance yet he keeps going. Have to applaud that at some level but still showbiz is a strange industry

  • Ivan Garrett 3 months ago

    Stephen is a horrible late night talk host

  • Anthony Almighty 5 months ago

    In 3 years hes gonna have to apologize again😂😂😂

  • MR.MUZIQ 4 months ago

    Joseph McDermott No he didn’t... He apologized again...

  • Adam Mcgrath 4 months ago

    @Clayton Brown my my my.... Aren't you a little ray of sunshine? Crack makes you an angry, half reTarDed person. I never asked the question "who says he can't have his own opinion"? I stated that he is allowed to have it. So I'm not sure what you're talking about? Your reading skills are improving, but your comprehension skills need a little work. As for the substance of your comment... Those are nice buzzwords but they don't mean anything. Your 1st world, entitled, self righteous, weak b...

  • John Smithee 5 months ago

    Here's a joke....The Oscars

  • Dread Knot 19 days ago

    I cant tell the joke because you see the way how my saving account and checking account is setup.

  • Harnoor Dharni 5 months ago

    Good one XD

  • Random 5 months ago

    "a meme could end your whole career" , PewDiePie : hold my beer.

  • Rupert Wilkes 1 months ago

    I think you mean hold my meatballs

  • Dark Limeking 5 months ago

    Meme doesnt kill Pewdiepie, Pewdiepie kill meme

  • orchidRiTa18 5 months ago

    If Kevin Hart just went on Insta and gave his would be Oscar monologue he'd actually get a higher viewership than the actual award show.

  • CheesecakeLasagna 4 months ago

    Seems legit

  • BornToFly 5 months ago

    @Jerry Pecks just humor dude... not meaning that's how it would really happen...

  • Miles Finnch 5 months ago

    George Carlin said political correctness would kill comedy. We're seeing that playing right before our eyes

  • Matthew Ison 3 months ago

    RIP Carlin

  • Kevin 4 months ago

    blacks and democrats are killing humor.....and human evolutionUS IQ 1940US IQ 2018

  • CODPOV 5 months ago

    Me: I know a gay guy that sounds like an owl.Friend: Who?

  • CaptainAMAZINGGG 3 months ago

    @J0ECRAWF15H Haha :') <3

  • J0ECRAWF15H 3 months ago

    @CaptainAMAZINGGG my little brother did the same thing :(

  • GuelphRacing 5 months ago

    Hey random person scrolling down the comments.. Have a wonderful day <3

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  • BurntMuppets 5 months ago

    If everybody who has ever said an offensive joke lost their job, nobody would have a job

  • Erdem Memisyazici 5 months ago

    @sandy marc You look guilty

  • sandy marc 5 months ago

    BurntMuppets I am guilty of that.