Jon Stewart's Opening Monologue: 2006 Oscars

  • Published on:  4/28/2015
  • Host Jon Stewart opens the 78th Academy Awards.

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  • João Solimeo (Apr 28, 2015)

    RIP Heath Ledger and Philip Seymour Hoffman.

  • alisdair mckenzie (Feb 14, 2019)

    Yes, lovely and sad to see both, in their way too short lives, such acting greats

  • Eli Yamin (Dec 5, 2018)


  • Robb Grey (Dec 4, 2015)

    I like Clooney expression "Haha...wait a minute"

  • Brian McNamara (Jun 19, 2018)

    mother fucker knows comedic timing . haha

  • Kwack (Apr 26, 2016)

    I see dead people

  • Eli Yamin (Dec 5, 2018)


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  • Emma Pigeon (Aug 6, 2017)

    I am from the future, I see two divorces, 3 dead people and two drug addicts, one will be dead in a couple of years. I can't give you more information, that will destroy the universe, but I can tell you this... the WW3 will start in 2019, look for a man called: John Connor, he will know what to do. Be brave 2006 people, be brave

  • dragan kostic (Dec 1, 2018)

    thats, for international

  • Bill Ter Burgh (Nov 2, 2018)

    Correction: the U.S. Civil War will occur beyond 2020.

  • hetaes (May 19, 2018)

    "I think I speak for all jews when I say, 'I can't wait to see what happens to us next.'" LOL!

  • Marta Pustkowski (Jan 15, 2019)

    I hope that it is better!

  • Marta Pustkowski (Jan 15, 2019)

    hetaes dear ms. Heraes

  • Autotrope (Jul 25, 2016)

    Jon Stewart loves those gray t-shirts

  • Alex Card (Mar 9, 2016)

    Anyone else notice Heath ledger in the audience? :(

  • The Cynic of Cinema (Oct 9, 2017)

    Kinda hard not to "notice" when the camera cuts directly to them specifically.

  • KEEF KOGANE (Mar 23, 2016)

    yeah... and Philip Hoffman too. :(

  • Will Schoenenberger (Mar 10, 2016)

    'Walk the line is Ray with white people' hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant

  • Overdue Review (May 21, 2018)

    That equal pay joke at 8:54 would've killed this year!

  • Mar wan (Jul 13, 2016)

    tough crowd

  • Hesh Krish (Aug 11, 2018)

    Mar wan Pretentious crowd