Everything Wrong With The Golden Compass In 14 Minutes Or Less

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  • Published on:  9/18/2018
  • The Golden Compass was definitely a movie that happened. You didn't imagine that. It was a thing. And it went away. Probably because they spent the entire first movie spraying exposition all over the screen. Here are the sins.

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  • Jill Piangerelli
    Jill Piangerelli 16 hours ago

    Actually there's only really 1 big thing wrong with the movie. It only told two thirds of the Golden Compass.

  • hasogon
    hasogon 3 days ago

    pan is ment to be male

  • Poledra Lark
    Poledra Lark 4 days ago+1

    the book series (as usual) is 1) way better 2) literally a different plot i

  • Rosie Spiller
    Rosie Spiller 4 days ago

    Hall Pass? Why would a school have hall passes?

  • The Pirate Nation
    The Pirate Nation 7 days ago

    This movie just felt like an atheist wanted to piss off anyone who believes in God. Not saying that I'm pissed off by the movie, just stating the vibe I got from watching this shit.

  • Grisel Tellez
    Grisel Tellez 8 days ago

    Jenny and tai lung

  • Bluena WOLF
    Bluena WOLF 12 days ago

    Lyra getting separated from Pan never happened in the book and thats why I have a huge problem with the movie but the effects are really good and fun to watch

  • Bluena WOLF
    Bluena WOLF 12 days ago

    READ THE BOOK. End of story

  • Twabbles
    Twabbles 13 days ago

    I saw the picture of the bear and I knew the entire story but I have never heard of this movie. This is weird af

  • Nick Hidalgo
    Nick Hidalgo 14 days ago

    Movie boring asf. 5 seconds in the video and i came to the comment section to type this then exit out of the video

  • Jade Cannon
    Jade Cannon 14 days ago

    ...Am I going crazy?!?

  • Jade Cannon
    Jade Cannon 14 days ago

    Somewhere around 0:37 anyone see Bendy Boo Sempai!?

  • John Lemon
    John Lemon 15 days ago

    Voyager reference, (y)

  • James At
    James At 16 days ago

    I loved this movie!
    The majority of what you pointed out was not even part of the movie anyway.

  • fatdudewh33lchair
    fatdudewh33lchair 16 days ago

    This movie was confusing as fuck

  • Sun Razzers
    Sun Razzers 18 days ago

    Wario: But do you want to watch The Golden Compass with me!
    Waluigi: No, that movie is terrible
    Wario: Awww...
    I wonder who will get this reference

  • Catalyst Chris
    Catalyst Chris 18 days ago

    The book trilogy this movie is (tried to be) is literally my favourite three books and this movie (and kinda the video because of the movie) INFURIATED ME especially since everything that went unexplained WAS explained in the damn book
    In fact EVERY SIN wasn’t there in the books and don’t try to prove me wrong because I will call the flame war police
    What I’m trying to say is just the books are far more satisfying

  • flourescent adolescent

    Never read the book, thought the movie was good, different to anything else I'd seen for a while.
    Your negativity is not only ugly, but done badly.

  • eb060801
    eb060801 20 days ago

    "When someone is showing someone else how their... golden compass points"
    I found this funnier than I probably should have

  • hunter gatherer
    hunter gatherer 21 days ago

    Books were ok I read them in prison