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  • Published on:  5/6/2019
  • JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: https://hellojuniper.com/channel/UCki...First off: my apologies for such a “basic” video. Actually, I’m not sorry. Just you wait: I’m going to run off and morph into a dote girl and you can’t say anything about it.Secondly: cAN WE TALK ABOUT DANCE MOMS FOR A SECOND. I have never met a more addictive show in my life. It truly is something from another dimension. And mind you, I didn’t grow up watching the show; nay - I became fluent in Abby Lee Miller’s shenanigans all through the clips on youtube. I will never get over how Kelly freaking clawed Abby after she brought in Kalani. What on earth was that. I have too many questions. Oh, what’s that? Did someone say Cathy and the rotten apples? She looks like a whole broomstick. I have never seen a 75 year old toddler, but I imagine Cathy is the embodiment of that figure. The moral of the story is: get your arms up after your aerials and make sure you sew in that headpiece.Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ewww_its_jo...Twitter: https://twitter.com/tweet_joanaCameo: https://www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joanaP.O Box: Now closedIf you want to translate the video: http://www.youtube.com/timedtext_cs_p...Current sub count: 2, 170, 033With love,Jalbert Ceinstein
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