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  • Published on:  5/6/2019
  • JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: https://hellojuniper.com/channel/UCki...First off: my apologies for such a “basic” video. Actually, I’m not sorry. Just you wait: I’m going to run off and morph into a dote girl and you can’t say anything about it.Secondly: cAN WE TALK ABOUT DANCE MOMS FOR A SECOND. I have never met a more addictive show in my life. It truly is something from another dimension. And mind you, I didn’t grow up watching the show; nay - I became fluent in Abby Lee Miller’s shenanigans all through the clips on youtube. I will never get over how Kelly freaking clawed Abby after she brought in Kalani. What on earth was that. I have too many questions. Oh, what’s that? Did someone say Cathy and the rotten apples? She looks like a whole broomstick. I have never seen a 75 year old toddler, but I imagine Cathy is the embodiment of that figure. The moral of the story is: get your arms up after your aerials and make sure you sew in that headpiece.Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ewww_its_jo...Twitter: https://twitter.com/tweet_joanaCameo: https://www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joanaP.O Box: Now closedIf you want to translate the video: http://www.youtube.com/timedtext_cs_p...Current sub count: 2, 170, 033With love,Jalbert Ceinstein
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  • emma
    emma 3 months ago+10368

    joana: doesn't wear a dress so she can run away at lightning speed
    also joana: wears heels

  • It's Jiffy
    It's Jiffy 21 days ago+3660

    For a second I thought Joana's mother was just her with different glasses...

  • Edward Sullivan
    Edward Sullivan 21 days ago+4161

    John Cena: I have a nail polish addiction
    Me, an introvert: SiMplYnAilOgICaL

  • Angela Iong
    Angela Iong 14 days ago+1419

    No one:
    Joana: waxes legs even though her romper covers them completely

  • Hailey Silver
    Hailey Silver 14 days ago+482

    I feel like Joana is the only person that couldn’t be changed if she moved to LA

  • DailyTea
    DailyTea 3 months ago+5895

    this called me ugly in 13 different languages and 9 different fonts

  • Jesus Lopez
    Jesus Lopez 21 days ago+1252

    Bruh, this girl is something else
    And I'm digging it, plus she's cute

  • princezorldo
    princezorldo 7 days ago+284

    "All I can say is my hair never looked better..." Just wait until August, Past Joana. Two words: Brad Mondo

  • Sm6ki
    Sm6ki 21 days ago+699

    “suCK MY LEFT TOE AT A 13 DEGREE ANGLE.”
    -Joana Ceddia

  • l ツ
    l ツ 3 days ago+13

    has nail polish pressed against the screen
    Joana: I don’t know if you can see it 👁👄👁

  • iwannaendme Beans
    iwannaendme Beans 3 months ago+14370

    why does Joana’s voiceover always sound like an intense watt pad story

  • YoshiOombaa
    YoshiOombaa 14 days ago+267

    1. Purple Rain
    2. Billie Jean
    3. Rhiannon
    4. Staying Alive
    5. I Will survive

  • petra erdelyi
    petra erdelyi 14 days ago+143

    Was I the only one who screamed at the top of his lungs Billie Jean with Joanna and her mom?

  • lia
    lia 1 months ago+249

    “suck my left toe in a 13 degree angle”
    wow that’s uhm...
    specific?

  • frankgolightly
    frankgolightly 7 days ago+101

    I like to imagine the portion where Joana sings her playlist as a coven of witches who try to summon spirits but forgot the spell so they’re chanting oldies music instead

  • Sophhhツ
    Sophhhツ 3 months ago+17914

    love how Joana is at 2 mill and still has that tiny microphone
    iconic

  • Ken Zink
    Ken Zink 21 days ago+293

    Joana:
    “If someone attacks me I could still run lightning fast”
    Also Joana:
    (Pulls out heels that she could clearly trip in)

  • John Peer
    John Peer 6 days ago+38

    Question: How do you make something so small so expensive?
    My answer: put it on a celebrity.

  • Peyton Harris
    Peyton Harris 7 days ago+74

    " don't wave at me cause im NOT gonna wave back"
    Me: dying

  • Gacha Spud
    Gacha Spud 7 days ago+58

    Those accapellas should be on Spotify