I went to prom
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- Published on: 5/6/2019
- JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: https://hellojuniper.com/channel/UCki...First off: my apologies for such a “basic” video. Actually, I’m not sorry. Just you wait: I’m going to run off and morph into a dote girl and you can’t say anything about it.Secondly: cAN WE TALK ABOUT DANCE MOMS FOR A SECOND. I have never met a more addictive show in my life. It truly is something from another dimension. And mind you, I didn’t grow up watching the show; nay - I became fluent in Abby Lee Miller’s shenanigans all through the clips on youtube. I will never get over how Kelly freaking clawed Abby after she brought in Kalani. What on earth was that. I have too many questions. Oh, what’s that? Did someone say Cathy and the rotten apples? She looks like a whole broomstick. I have never seen a 75 year old toddler, but I imagine Cathy is the embodiment of that figure. The moral of the story is: get your arms up after your aerials and make sure you sew in that headpiece.Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ewww_its_jo...Twitter: https://twitter.com/tweet_joanaCameo: https://www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joanaP.O Box: Now closedIf you want to translate the video: http://www.youtube.com/timedtext_cs_p...Current sub count: 2, 170, 033With love,Jalbert Ceinstein
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joana: doesn't wear a dress so she can run away at lightning speed
also joana: wears heels
For a second I thought Joana's mother was just her with different glasses...
John Cena: I have a nail polish addiction
Me, an introvert: SiMplYnAilOgICaL
No one:
Joana: waxes legs even though her romper covers them completely
I feel like Joana is the only person that couldn’t be changed if she moved to LA
this called me ugly in 13 different languages and 9 different fonts
Bruh, this girl is something else
And I'm digging it, plus she's cute
"All I can say is my hair never looked better..." Just wait until August, Past Joana. Two words: Brad Mondo
“suCK MY LEFT TOE AT A 13 DEGREE ANGLE.”
-Joana Ceddia
has nail polish pressed against the screen
Joana: I don’t know if you can see it 👁👄👁
why does Joana’s voiceover always sound like an intense watt pad story
1. Purple Rain
2. Billie Jean
3. Rhiannon
4. Staying Alive
5. I Will survive
Was I the only one who screamed at the top of his lungs Billie Jean with Joanna and her mom?
“suck my left toe in a 13 degree angle”
wow that’s uhm...
specific?
I like to imagine the portion where Joana sings her playlist as a coven of witches who try to summon spirits but forgot the spell so they’re chanting oldies music instead
love how Joana is at 2 mill and still has that tiny microphone
iconic
Joana:
“If someone attacks me I could still run lightning fast”
Also Joana:
(Pulls out heels that she could clearly trip in)
Question: How do you make something so small so expensive?
My answer: put it on a celebrity.
" don't wave at me cause im NOT gonna wave back"
Me: dying
Those accapellas should be on Spotify