Welcome to Facebook! [HD Reupload]

  • Published on:  8/8/2014

    Tomfoolery - David Snell
    Crêpe Suzette - Cyril Watters
    Dawn of the Second Day - The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
    Hihihi! Saturn Valley - Earthbound
    How Could This Happen to Me - Simple Plan
    My Heart Will Go On - Whitney Houston
    Nimbassa CORE - pLasterbrain

    Hey guys!

    Don't worry, I only took like a day to make this video, it didn't bite into much of my Welcome to Fanfiction.Net and Cucumber Quest Dub work schedule.

    So what's this? Well, I've always been kind of disappointed with Welcome to Facebook. It and Welcome to Twitter are the Black Sheep of the Welcome To family, as they don't really follow the standard format to varying degries of success. Facebook's always had the issue of having REALLY terrible sound quality and low resolution, so I figured I should finally get around to fixing it.

    This raises the question, will I be remaking any other Welcome To's? No, this is the only one. Welcome to DeviantArt is the only other one that isn't exactly up to par visually, but I think it's amusing and short enough to hold its own.


  • JadeEyes1 (Oct 28, 2016)

    Anyone who unironically quotes "if you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best" deserves to be bitchslapped so hard their unborn children feel it.

  • Sudo Root (12 hours ago)

    +JadeEyes1 I 100% get you, I know a girl who's an attention seeking bitch who pretended to be all inspirational online so people thought she was a good person. As soon as she posted this, the idiocy of the post hurt my brain because she basically said 'Handle my attention seeking whore behaviour and my cruelty to the world and I'll make you a bacon sandwich'. My god, I seriously feel sorry for mentally I'll people because these types of people are really confusing the doctors.

  • JadeEyes1 (Apr 9, 2019)

    +Chronically Curious Well, that's good that you've reclaimed it. (That doesn't change my opinion of neurotypical people who use it, however.)

  • Shmagala (Jun 19, 2016)

    This is too accurate for the idiot teenagers seeking for attention so they can be popular.

  • Gian Abella (4 days ago)

    Depression postsWeeb:sAD InSidE, SmILe ouTSidE bla bla bla

  • Kidwolf00 (Mar 14, 2019)

    +GottaPaytheTrollToll Meanwhile someone actually diagnosed with medical depression... Others: "You're just a drama queen!!" You're to sad all the time!!" "You're just trying to look cool!!"Depressed person: Um... I can see why you'd think the first two, but how does it look "cool" to be in emotional agony from your own brain... (Looks at Facebook) Oh..... Great... Just Great... (Proceeds to hide in embarrassment) Let's hope that they don't ever see me crying here....

  • Duuqnd (Jun 10, 2016)

    Wait! If Duckface is 13, how did she meet that guy when drunk? Who gave her booze?

  • \ BreadDisposal / (Apr 30, 2019)

    You can find a way to get drugs as a 13 year old....why do you think teens drinking and driving is a problem?

  • Gillian Backhouse (Apr 16, 2019)

    She's 20.

  • Joel Farrelly (Jun 15, 2016)

    All the real 90s kids pretend that they were 80s kids. That's how you can spot them.

  • ElysetheEevee (Mar 19, 2019)

    +Chrisindapurplehouse I was also born in '89 and you are correct in saying this makes you a 90's kid.It irks me when people say they were born at the very tail-end of a decade, but they are somehow a(n) "80's/90's (etc.) Kid". I guess from a technical standpoint, true, but the implication given is that you recall cultural references from those decades, which you would most definitely not. Just a-throwin' that out there.

  • ɭɐɹɖo ɣɛk (Feb 16, 2019)

    All the real 2000s kids pretend that they’re 90s kids

  • Thomaszeblob (Jan 19, 2016)

    Duck Fayce is 17 now... #remember2012

  • [NightMare_Willow] (May 12, 2019)

    Now Duckface is 20

  • Bhell Ortua (Apr 6, 2019)

    she’s now 20

  • Wooden Goods (Oct 24, 2016)

    "Rice isn't a color." Clearly you've never been shopping for interior paint. EVERYTHING is a shade of white. I didn't even realize that it was scientifically possible for there to be multiple shades of white until I looked at a paint sample book.

  • Alem Čelik (Mar 13, 2019)

    +Hubert Farnsworth you mean 5p shades of gray

  • Alem Čelik (Mar 13, 2019)

    +MeannCat snow is no way pure white. Snow gets dirty and mixes with ice

  • Plasma (Jun 20, 2016)

    I feel bad for the WTF Guy.Went from regular ol' snarky tutorial to being shunned, to being disgusted by Duckfayce's actions.10/10 best writing

  • The Peteriarchy (Sep 30, 2016)

    I love how a lot of this is still relevant.

  • Aaron Callahan (Sep 9, 2018)

    The Peteriarchy it seems to stay that way on Facebook. Mine is practically barren

  • SanicDaHergedog (Jun 19, 2016)

    Can't we just have a social media without people like this?

  • themutantlizard (Apr 13, 2019)

    I don’t use social media

  • Darth Utah 66 (Dec 16, 2018)


  • IceKat9494 (Jul 19, 2016)

    kids born in 1999 are 17 now

  • Alem Čelik (Mar 13, 2019)

    400th like

  • Davilima Lol (Mar 9, 2019)

    20 now.