Meanwhile... Queen Elizabeth's Swanky Escape Plan

  • Published on:  2/9/2019
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  • ForeverMe543 (Feb 9, 2019)

    “Oh, Hitler! I believe you dropped this 🖕🏻”Her exact response to trump as well

  • Rusty Shackleford (Feb 10, 2019)

    You are sick in the head.

  • Civility Class (Feb 10, 2019)

    I wonder what would happen if the milatary was caught removing a federally, government and constitutional gun store by none other then low level milatary. I LOVE LISTENING TO MORE HITLER JOKES. PLEASE TELL SOME MORE.

  • veryverte (Feb 9, 2019)

    They put more thought into the Queen's escape plan than the actual Brexit plan... and they're both equally bad.

  • hawkeye5955 (Feb 14, 2019)

    +Lilac Lizard : This is why I admire the Scots. :)

  • Adam Pick (Feb 12, 2019)

    +MT Yankin This is just the cold war plan for evacuation in case of nuclear war, "Operation Candid". They are supposed to hide their ship inbetween those isles, to not be hit by an airstrike or nuclear blast.

  • TheCstar07 (Feb 9, 2019)

    Lol that's one tough woman, she'll probably outlive everyone currently in line for the throne

  • Harmony Jones (Mar 2, 2019)

    I saw a video in my recommendations not that long ago actually, the title of which: "What Will Actually Happen When the British Queen Dies". That wasn't the exact title but it was certainly along those lines. I'm not sure everyone shares your optimism, Cstar :)

  • T Mox (Feb 25, 2019)

    Screw her - how much money are royals sucking up for doing absolutely nothing?

  • John Rider (Feb 9, 2019)

    "You dab darling, it's pointillism." so freaking awewsome! lol

  • Zoe Mendez (Feb 9, 2019)

    The rich have Jean-Michel Basquiat paintings in yachts, with kids throwing cereal at it!!??I'm SCREAMING. They belong in a museum!!

  • James Scalzo  (Feb 14, 2019)

    Pretty sure a lot of the art you see in museums is on loan from private collections.

  • Lewi Lewis (Feb 12, 2019)

    +Flaubert She's just lent hundreds of Da Vinci sketches to a museum for public display, it's free to enter and view them.

  • Jimbo Deathgrip (Feb 9, 2019)

    I hope the hotel is ready for the wurst case scenario

  • Itsallaboutthemoneyhoney (Feb 12, 2019)

    @Dannan Tavona sorry, i´m a bit confused right now.... you want to know if your translation is correct ? it is. if there´s a joke in your comment i don´t get it

  • Mylie Wells (Feb 11, 2019)

    🥨🥨🥨 *WAN2T ME? LO1OK, I MASTB*ATE NAK9ED,снеск7 VID5еО.* 👗

  • Isay (Feb 9, 2019)

    As a German... I wanna stay at the sausage hotel, don't judge me

  • Isay (Mar 2, 2019)

    +Harmony Jones well if we ever did good to this world, it's our beer and sausages. We don't have a lot to be proud of but we have this constribution ✊🇩🇪

  • Harmony Jones (Mar 2, 2019)

    As an English, I've always envied the German willingness to just go ahead and publicly embrace sausage. And now, with Brexit, it looks like my dream is farther away than ever. We'll go back into our English caves and eat our English sausages in private, but we will at least be able to glance up at the mantle and look, and see, a nice blue passport. Blue, a truly British colour.

  • New Message (Feb 9, 2019)

    If they want more hookups on that plane, try making the bathroom large enough for one adult to turn around in without touching the grimy walls.

  • kilmer009 (Feb 12, 2019)

    You mean one American. Might be time to lose some weight there, kiddo.

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  • keepdancingmaria (Feb 9, 2019)

    "You DAB. It's Pointillism!" I'm dying.

  • Dale Hauk (Feb 11, 2019)

    I dab do you dab

  • B Kat (Feb 11, 2019)

    Lmao same, especially since I do art hahaha

  • Gryzor88 (Feb 9, 2019)

    „Would you like to pet my Knackwurst“ LMAO *dies*

  • Evan Barrows (4 days ago)

    I cried.... It was beautiful

  • Beth E (Feb 9, 2019)

    No, that one rated as my favorite!! 😂